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• THE GNOOCH THE GRUNDLE THE FLESHY FUN BRIDGE FULL

Among the most dedicated manscapers, there’s a perception that some bush is desirable, but the balls and taint should be as smooth as suede.īottom line? The grundle must obey the Law of Pubic Proportions. One clean-tainted gent, when asked to describe his manscaping regimen, offered these words: “Trim pubes. In this pose, you can’t use a shaving mirror like you might in the shower, but you can flush the evidence. What’s the best position? Get in the shower, pop a squat, and use one hand to cradle your balls safely out of harm’s way.Īnother tip from the Internet’s surprisingly large trove of taint-grooming discussions: Try sitting on the toilet, legs spread, balls pulled up. Grooming the grundle isn’t something you can do while standing at the sink.

THE GNOOCH THE GRUNDLE THE FLESHY FUN BRIDGE FULL

If a full shave is your preference, use the right tools and process to minimize irritation and give the grundle some extra care with a post-shave soothing treatment. Taint hair is often finer than pubic hair, so a razor makes quick work of it. That said, many guys find a razor shave to be the best option. When you shave your taint, it feels great until you actually have to walk anywhere. When you shave your chest, it feels great until you put on a shirt. 2: It’s tricky shaving territory.īefore you break out the razor, pull your balls forward, and start scraping away, consider this: Manscaping and friction is a recipe for itchiness. To enjoy the good properties of the grundle (and minimize the bad), a little maintenance is in order. (Or perhaps you’ve heard the term “duck butter”-aka, the sweat produced in this region.) You know it as the place “ swamp ass” resides. It comes from behind the balls specifically from a strip of terrain so moist and fetid that it gets compared to marshland. Think about the aroma you associate with the phrase “smells like balls.” Does that come from the front of the balls? No. It’s the key to a better orgasm, but it also pumps out stank. The grundle is a mysterious mix of good and evil. 1: It’s a pleasure center-and a scent factory. It’s your personal secret garden, and it’s time to whack those weeds. Even the most manscaping-obsessed guy can spend hours trimming and tweezing, but walk out the door with the lush undergrowth still intact.

Whatever you call it, this is a man’s forgotten area.